Facebook ever funniest thnkings : funny Status

‘°ºO  Try to remember what we all used to do before facebook was invented

-Romy James

‘°ºO  World Population Rank: 1.China 2.India 3.Facebook 4.USA 5.MySpace 6.Indonesia 

7.Brazil  8.Twitter.

-Pihu Khan

‘°ºO  Choose your facebook profile pic carefully. It'll be the one they use when you go missing. 

-Akbar Cullen

‘°ºO  Delete from Facebook: Done ✔ Delete from Msn: Done ✔ Delete from cell phone: Done ✔ Delete from the Heart: Error ✖

-Rohit Sharda

‘°ºO  Want 2 make money thru FACEBOOK? Go to Account >Account Setting >Deactivate your account & go to work.

-Randy Zucks

‘°ºO   Soon Weddings will be like this..!! Priest: Do you agree to change your FACEBOOK status from *single* to *married*?? Boy: Yes! Yes! Yes!

-Peter Ruselles

‘°ºO   Without facebook, i would forget 99% of my friends' birthdays. 

-Lily Som

‘°ºO   I just cleaned out my Facebook friends list. Congratulations if you are reading this! I still like you!

-Umif Gain

‘°ºO  Nothing like an old high school crush finding you & friending you on Facebook because he needs cows or some crap for Farmville.

-Rajan Kohli

‘°ºO  Transport error (#666) while retrieving data from nopoint `/Grrr/inline_facebook.sucks.today.php': Unknown HTTP error UGH_FB.wtf

-Tina

‘°ºO   Facebook, saving my money on birthday cards for the past 3 years.

-Lokesh Saxena

 

‘°ºO Facebook is like a jail.u sit arround,waste time,hav a profile picture,write on walls and get poked by guys u don't realy know

-Hassan

‘°ºO  First status i m gonna post on facebook in 2013 is : anybody alive out there?

-Meena Tanwar

 

‘°ºO  If Facebook ever shut down, you'd see people aimlessly walking round streets, scribbling on walls, poking each other, searching for their friends 

-Mark Zuckerberg 

‘°ºO  Facebook should change the status question from "What's on your mind?" to "What's your problem today?"  

-Raj Karan

‘°ºO  These days, its rare to find people updating their F.B status using the keyboard.... They just use the mouse...!!! "copy & paste..!!" :-D:-  

-Kevin Mitnick

‘°ºO  Sarcastic comment loading... ████████████ 95% ... wait for it... wait for it..  

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