Complicated relationship

•♥•  A guy gave a girl 12 roses, 11 real ones and 1 fake, it was concealed with a note saying "I won't stop loving you until the last one dies"
-Rohit Sharda


•♥•  Maybe some of you girls should eat make-up so you can be pretty on the inside
-Shehnaaz Khan


•♥•  Delete from Facebook: Done ✔ Delete from Msn: Done ✔ Delete from cell phone: Done ✔ 
       Delete from the Heart: Error ✖
-Albert Wox 


•♥•  When someone asks:"Why are you single?" just say, I'm in a long distance relationship. My  
       boyfriend/girlfriend lives in the Future.
 -Peter Russels


•♥•  When life gives u lemons,throw them back and demand chocolate!♥ 
-George Rits


•♥•  Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance.. Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Affair.. Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Marriage.. Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy
 -Anil Sinha


•♥• I was at the park flying my kite and my gf came up to me and said "You flying a kite?" I replied "Nah I'm fishing for birds"
-Ashwani Kohli


•♥•  Bets that in prison, everyone's relationship status is set to "it's complicated"
-Helmy Chinoy


•♥•  Tell a girl a million times shes not fat... She'll never believe you... Call her fat once she'll never 
       forget it.
-Raj Karan

•♥•  If your talking behind my back..that means you're in a good position to kiss my ass.. 
Sheizath Gomes


•♥•  If someone says 'plz' because it's shorter than 'please', you should say 'no' because it's shorter than 
       'yes'.
 -Sheemo Kops


•♥•  Love your enemies. It will confuse them!     
-Maria Fox


•♥•  Are you free tonight or will it cost me?
-Mohamad 


•♥•  Light travels faster than sound That's why some people apear bright until you hear them speak!! 
-James Quack


•♥•  Life without You is like a broken pencil pointless ...
-Kelly Roy

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