What the fact - wtf : Clever Status

 

ஐ Number #1 biggest lie ever in history: I have read and agree to the terms of use 
-Rohit Sharda


ஐ  Reply your friend...
      If I don't answer your phone .. it's probably cause i am dancing to the ring tone 
-Rishabh Chopra
 
ஐ  If Harry Potter is so magical, why then can't he cure his own eye sight? o.O? 

-Raj Karan

ஐ  Newton's GF:- how i am looking today ? Newton:- Tan c/sin c !!! GF- what.???? Newton- Tan 
      C/Sin C =Sin C/Cos C/Sin C = 1/Cos C ((=sec c)) 

-Rajan Kohli


ஐ  A man walked into a library and asked for a book on suicide. The librarian said, "F* off, you won't 
      bring it back!".
-Anita Roy

ஐ  I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect." 
  -Amy Kops


ஐ  What is S.T.U.D.Y? S=Sitting T=Talking U=unlimited D=Dreaming Y=Yawning, So STUDY
      well Oh god I have to STUDY more

-Vinay Khosla

ஐ  If you notice this notice, you'll notice that this notice isnt even worth noticing  
-Mishka Show


ஐ  You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

-Robert Crooks

ஐ  Take my advice: I don’t use it anyway.
-Amanda 

 
ஐ  Physics would have been much easier if 'Tree' instead of 'Apple' had fallen on Newton's head :))
-Peter Russells


ஐ  If Superman is so smart, why his underwear on the outside ?????
-Kevin Tof

ஐ  Life has no ← Backspace

-Boman Gomez


ஐ  I stepped on a corn flake. Does that make me a cereal killer?   

-Jerry

 
ஐ  Dear Math, please leave me alone as i m tired of finding your "x" 
-Gunjan Dureja

 
ஐ  There is a "lie" in believe, "over" in lover, "end" in friend, and an "if" in life. And after Monday 
      and Tuesday even the calendar says WTF
-Hevij Sops


ஐ  Didn't eat breakfast I was missing you, Didn't eat lunch I was missing you, Didn't eat supper I was 
      missing you. Didn't sleep I was too hungry.  

-Lokesh Rana

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