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℉   A Hurted Line By A Boy Who's Friend Req Was Not Accepted by A GiRl On Facebook :P
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     "I Had Sent You A Friend Request..
      Not A Love Letter...........:p
     - Andrew Antle






℉   Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
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      Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'
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      Gal: Great! I want 10 of them =p
     - Divyanshu Joshi






℉   Dear Spider,
      if you want to stay alive, then stay away from me.

      Sincerely,
      I Have a Shoe and I'm Not Afraid to Use it.
      ;)...:P
      - Raj Karan




℉ PJ of the century.

     Who was the 1st Indian to use 4G?

     Everytym its not Rajnikanth ..:P

      Ans: It`s Anil Kapoor. aG oG lo G suno G....:P:P:P
       - Rohit Bazral

℉ There are 3 Kinds of Students in dis World

     Those who make Wonders happen

      Those who see wonders happen

      Those who wonder......
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      What happened!!!!!!!!!! :D :p

      - Satvir Singh

     

℉  Sticks and Stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.

      oh yeah!!

      What if I threw a dictionary at you? o_O.......:P

       - Yogesh Kumar

℉  Joke Of The Day :

      A girl said
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      Trust me :P :D :D

     - Vimal Dhasmana

℉  There are many brave men who are adventurous and are never afraid to fight
     
      Some join Indian army  others get married :D :P

       - Rohit Majithia

℉  Dear Harry Potter,

      If it took me 8 damn movies to defeat one lame, bald villain, I would give people their 
      money  back!

      Yours Sincerely, Rajinikanth.

     
    - Sahil Dadwal

℉ Girl: Im warning you, my Mummy is coming back in half an hour..

     Boy: But I m not doing anything..

     Girl: Thats why Im warning you..
             
     Hurry up !!


      -Rohit Sharda





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