✂ Patient: It's been one month since my last visit and I still feel miserable.
Doctor: Did you follow the instructions on the medicine I gave you?
Patient: I sure did - the bottle said 'keep tightly closed.
-Rajesh Kumar
-Cristy
✂ Doctor : Are you on HRT?
✂ When I was born the doctor took one look at my face .... turned me over and said. Look..... .....twins!
-Vandu
✂ If you trust Google more than your doctor than maybe it's time to switch doctors.
-Raj Karan
✂ 'What kind of work do you do?' a woman passenger enquired of the man travelling in her train compartment.
'I'm a Naval surgeon,' he replies.
'My word!' spluttered the woman, 'How you doctors specialise these days.'
-Nitin Divedi
✂ "An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit!" ;)
-Dylan
✂ Patient: How much will it cost me to have this tooth extracted?
Dentist: $300
Patient: $300 for just a few minutes work, that expensive. Dentist: O.K. I'll pull it out slowly if you prefer.
-Lismy Jose
Patient : No, income support.
-Nevil Goerge
✂ A little boy called Ben was taken to the dentist. Examination revealed that Ben had a cavity, which needed filling.
'Now, young man,' asked the dentist, 'what kind of filling would you like for that tooth, amalgam or composite?'
'I would prefer chocolate, please,' replied Ben.
-Justin Fernandez
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