¿ I don’t know what makes you so dumb but it really works
¿ Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn’t have given you worse advice…
¿ Shouldn’t you have a license for being that ugly?
¿ Sure, I’ve seen people like you before – but I had to pay an admission.
¿ I’d love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can’t count that high.
¿ Don’t hate me because i’m beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am.
¿ He doesn’t know the meaning of the word “fear” – but then again he doesn’t know the meaning of most words.
¿ For the love of God, do you at least remember what you were doing the day they were passing out common sense?
¿ You’re so fake, Barbie is jealous.
¿ They just ran out of brains by the time you got there, so they gave you a nice wood carving instead.
¿ Well, they do say opposites attract…so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.
¿ I called your boyfriend gay, then he hit me with his purse
¿ Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but you’re abusing the privilege.
¿ A chat with you, and death loses its sting!
¿ You’re so ugly, when you look in a mirror your reflection throws up.
¿ Every one has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!
¿ I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
¿ Did you have a bowl of stupid for breakfast?
¿ Sure, I’ve seen people like you before – but I had to pay an admission…
¿ Why don’t you slip into something more comfortable…like a coma
¿ Why don’t you just open your mind and shut your mouth, both are empty anyway.
¿ When you were born, did they let your Mother out of her cell?
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° – degree – e.g. 45° § – section
¹ – superscript 1 ² – superscript 2
³ – superscript 3 ¼ – fraction 1/4
½ – fraction 1/2 ¾ – fraction 3/4
¿ – inverted question mark × – multiplication
÷ – division • – bullet = black
◊ – lozenge ℠ – Service Mark
℃ – Celsius ℅ – care of
℉ – Farenheit № – numero symbol – number sign
℗ – Sound Recording Copyright ℞ – Prescription symbol
Ω – Ohm ℧ – Inverted Ohm
☀ – sunshine – sun ☁ – cloudy – dark
☂ – raining – rain – umbrella ☃ – snow –
☄ – shooting star ★ – star solid
☆ – star outline ☇ – lightning
☈ – thunderstorm ☉ – sun
☊ – ascending node ☋ – descending
☌ – conjunction ☍ – opposition
☎ – phone ☏ – phone symbol
☐ – check box ☑ – check mark
☒ – ballot box with X ☓ – St. Andrew’s
☚ – left-pointing index finger ☛ – right-pointing
☜ – left-pointing index finger ☝ – upwards point
☞ – right pointing index finger ☟ – downwardspoint
☠ – skull & crossbones ☡ – caution sign
☢ – radioactive sign ☣ – biohazard sign
☮ – peace sign ☯ – yin & yang
☹ – frowning face ☺ – smiley face
☻ – black smiley face ☽ – waxing crescent
☾ – waning crescent moon ♈ – Aries
♉ – Taurus ♊ – Gemini
♋ – Cancer ♌ – Leo
♍ – Virgo ♎ – Libra
♏ – Scorpio ♐ – Sagitarius
♑ – Capricorn ♒ – Aquarius
♓ – Pisces ♔ – White King
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♢ – red diamond suit ♣ – black club suit
♤ – red spade suit ♥ – black heart suit
♦ – black diamond suit ♧ – red club suit
♨ – hot springs ♩ – musical quarter
♪ – musical eighth note ♫ – musical single
♬ – musical double bar note ♭ – flat note
♮ – natural note ♯ – sharp note
✁ – cut above ✂ – cut here
✃ – cut below ✄ – scissors
✆ – public pay phone ✇ – film reel – tape
✈ – airport jet airplane ✉ – envelope mail
✌ – victory sign ✍ – signature – sign
✎ – pencil diagonal down ✏ – pencil
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