Funny & Clever FaceBook Status

Modern Marriage

Priest to Guy: Do u agree to change your FACEBOOK

status to married?

Guy: Yes I do ......

Priest to Girl: Do u agree to change your FACEBOOK

status to married?

Girl: Yes I do

Priest: I now you pronounce you husband and wife.

You may “ POKE ” each other ♥

                      

                                                                                                    -Raj Karan

G i G g L i N g 

B i T e S

"Call a girl pretty
&
...She will remember it
for 5 minutes. . .

Call a girl ugly
&
She will remember it
forever. . ." =P =D

 

                                                                                                   -Rohit Sharda

 

 

Hw 2 Make a Girl Happy?
Its nt at all difficult 2 mk girls happy.U only need 2 be..
1.A friend
2.Companion
3.Lover
...4.Chef
5.Electrician
6.Carpenter
7.Plumber
8.Mechanic
9.Decorator
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312.Good listener
313.Organizer
314.Good boyfriend
315.Vry clean
316.Sympathetic
317.Athletic
318.Warm
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1054.Courageous
1055.Determined
1056.True
1057.Dependable
1058.Intelligent
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10013.Psychologist
10014.Pest exterminator
10015.Psychiatrist
10016.Healer
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3110010.Stylist
3110011.Driver
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Seeeeeeee!!!
Told u na its nt Difficult at all !!! :-D

                                                                                                    -Rohit Sharda

 

 

A boy on DATE with a girl in BMW car....
Boy: Sweetheart, I hide something from U....
Girl: Tell...
Boy: Im already married....
Girl: Oh, U scared me....
...I thought, this BMW isn't Urs!!!!!!

                                                                                                    -Satvir Singh

 

 

‎33 marks ki kimat tum kya jaano toppr babu... 1 teacher ka a...ashirwad hota hai 33 marks... 1 failure ke sar ka taaj hota hai 33 marks... Har student ka khwab hota hai 33 marks...!!!

                                                                                                    -Ashwani Sharma

Admi apne dost ki shadi me gaya

Iske dost ne usko bohat mara?
Guess kerO kyun?
.
kyun ke
....
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Pepsi pee kar dulha se bola Sohag rat ke liya Mujhe bhi sath le chalo….:P:D

                                                                                                 -Satvir Singh

 

 

Fb magic..
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Press F13 & see d magic
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Like dis Status if u r searching for F13..lolzz :P :D


                                                                  -Raj Karan

If Apple launched a vacuum cleaner, what would it be called..? .
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.... .
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iSuck .. ;-)

                                                                                                    -Rohit Sharda

 

 

 

Wife kitchen se:
Aji sunte ho me aj kal
buhot khobsurat hoti ja rahi hoon
..
Husband: Tumse kis ne kaha?
...Wife: Meri khobsurti dekh k
ab to rotiyan b jalne lagi hain.!

                                                                                                 -Rohit Bazral

 

 

 

 

Way to Impress a Girl:
Respect Her
Honour Her
Love Her
Protect Her
...Care For Her

HOW TO IMPRESS A BOY:
Just Smile Once
&
The Game Is Over

ahh innocent boys ;)

                                                                                                   -Rohit Sharda

 

 

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