• Romantic status

    Romatic status...missing ,midnight,lovely , so much sugar sour sweetest status

  • Funny status

    Lmfao "Laughing my 'effing' ass off" status which will pomp up your mood

  • Cool status

    Cool your mind by share clever with your fellows ......... ...

  • Friendship

    We make friends ,we chat friends ,friends are friends they are not friends its them to whom you are sharing your life

  • Shayari idaab

    Wo wish hi kya jo aasan ho jise paane mein na ho thodi ladai mila to kucch hai paaya varna zindagi humne yuhin bita li.adaab arze...funny,sensational,mtivational... ...

Facebook funny lmfao



Questions facing if facebook is  exam  ? :)
       FACEBOOK PAPER


    ...Q1 . Define Add As Friend ?

    ...Q2 . What Does Status Means ?


    ...Q3What Do U Mean By Poke ?

    ...Q4 . Give Two Reasons For Liking The Girls
        Comments ?

    ...Q5 . What Is Pic Tag ?

    ...Q6 . What Is Inbox Msg ?

    ...Q7 . Give Details Of Info ?

    ...Q8 . Draw A Profile Pic ?

    ...Q9 . What Is Page ? And Why We Prmote It .
        Give Reasons ?

    ...Q10 . Define Comments On Post ? :P
-Raj Karan 




In honor of social networking's impact on rallies, an Egyptian baby was named “Facebook” – or, as she’ll be known in school, “Bookface.”

-Anonymous


Michelle Obama does not allow her daughters on Facebook. She told them, "if the Chinese aren't allowed on it, then neither are we."  (as facebook is banned in china) lolzzz

 -Rohit Sharda



Whenever a fat Facebook friend posts "SPRING BREAK!" as their status, I'm not sure whether they mean the holiday, or the coiled wire in their seat that collapsed under their weight.

-Steve James


Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don't know.

-Allen Bricks



Doctors say Facebook can cause depression in teens. To which every autocratic dictator in the Middle East and North Africa said “Sure beats protests, revolt and regime change.”

 -Minel Robs




I love posting my jokes from http://googlystatus.blogspot.com/ to Facebook -  I've been averaging 8.3 Facebook friends per joke!  I'll get'm back somehow...


-Rohit Sharda




I met this girl who was so Ugly,... ( How ugly was she?)That Facebook banned her profile pic and sent her back to Myspace!


 -James Steak







Format your message by using these symbols



¢ – cent                                                                £ – pund 
© – copyright                                                      ¤ – currcy
® – registered trademark                                     ¥ – yen ™ – tm       € – euro sign
° – degree – e.g. 45°                                            § – section
¹ – superscript 1                                                   ² – superscript 2
³ – superscript 3                                                   ¼ – fraction 1/4
½ – fraction 1/2                                                  ¾ – fraction 3/4
¿ – inverted question mark                                  × – multiplication
÷ – division                                                          • – bullet = black
◊ – lozenge                                                         ℠ – Service Mark
℃ – Celsius                                                         ℅ – care of
℉ – Farenheit                                                     № – numero symbol – number sign
℗ – Sound Recording Copyright                        ℞ – Prescription Take pharmaceutical symbol
Ω – Ohm                                                             ℧ – Inverted Ohm
☀ – sunshine – sun                                              ☁ – cloudy – dark
☂ – raining – rain – umbrella                              ☃ – snow –
☄ – shooting star                                                ★ – star solid
☆ – star outline                                                    ☇ – lightning
☈ – thunderstorm                                                ☉ – sun
☊ – ascending node                                             ☋ – descending
☌ – conjunction                                                    ☍ – opposition
☎ – phone                                                           ☏ – phone symbol
☐ – check box                                                     ☑ – check
mark 
☒ – ballot box with X                                         ☓ – St. Andrew’s
☚ – left-pointing index finger                            ☛ – right-pointing
☜ – left-pointing index finger                             ☝ – upwards point
☞ – right pointing index finger                           ☟ – downwardspoint
☠ – skull & crossbones                                      ☡ – caution sign
☢ – radioactive sign                                           ☣ – biohazard sign
☮ – peace sign                                                    ☯ – yin & yang
☹ – frowning face                                              ☺ – smiley face
☻ – black smiley face                                         ☽ – waxing crescent
☾ – waning crescent moon                                   ♈ – Aries
♉ – Taurus                                                           ♊ – Gemini
♋ – Cancer                                                          ♌ – Leo
♍ – Virgo                                                           ♎ – Libra
♏ – Scorpio                                                        ♐ – Sagitarius
♑ – Capricorn                                                    ♒ – Aquarius
♓ – Pisces                                                           ♔ – White King
♕ – White Queen                                               ♖ – White Rook
♗ – White Bishop                                              ♘ – White Knight 
♙ – White Pawn                                                 ♚ – Black King
♛ – Black Queen                                                ♜ – Black Rook
♝ – Black Bishop                                               ♞ – Black Knight
♟ – Black Pawn                                                  ♠ – black spade suit
♢ – red diamond suit                                           ♣ – black club suit
♤ – red spade suit                                                ♥ – black heart suit
♦ – black diamond suit                                        ♧ – red club suit
♨ – hot springs                                                    ♩ – musical quarter
♪ – musical eighth note                                       ♫ – musical single
♬ – musical double bar note                                ♭ – flat note
♮ – natural note                                                     ♯ – sharp note
✁ – cut above                                                     ✂ – cut here
✃ – cut below                                                     ✄ – scissors
✆ – public pay phone                                          ✇ – film reel – tape
✈ – airport jet airplane                                       ✉ – envelope mail
✌ – victory sign                                                    ✍ – signature – sign
✎ – pencil diagonal down                                   ✏ – pencil
✐ – pencil diagonal up                                        ✓ – check mark
✔ – heavy check mark                                         ✕ – multiplication
✖ – heavy multiplication sign X                          ✗ – ballot X
✘ – heavy ballot X                                               ✝ – Latin Roman
✞ – Latin Cross 3D shadow                                 ✟ – Latin Cross
✠ – Maltese Cross                                                ✡ – Star of David
❛ – quotation mark single turned comma              ❜ – quotation mark
❝ – quotation mark double turned comma             ❞ – quotation mark

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