Funny Status: R.O.F.L

It's a humble request. . . . ..

80% of Teachers suffer from head ache by teaching loud as class strength is very much.
So plz....
Bunk the classes as much as possible n minimize the strength of class in order to save our Teachers:-P

                                                                                               -Raj Karan

 

 

 What is the Biggest Benefit
of having Girlfriend
in the Same College or School
Where u Study????
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100% Attendance :D :D :D

                                                                                               -Satvir Singh

 

 

 

 

Teacher: aap ka beta fail ho gia hai. ye dekhein iss ki report

English-6
Maths-7
Science-4
...SST-8
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Total-25

Pathan: Mashala, TOTAL mae tou kamal he kar diay. Iss subject ki to tution b nae lagayi thi

                                                                                              -Ashwani Sharma

 

 

 

 

Boy : My Girlfriend broke up with me and sent me her picture with her new Boyfriend ..
Friend : Awwww thats bad :(
what did you do ??
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Boy : i sent them to her Dad .. 

                                                                                              -Rohit Sharda

 

 

 

 

Little Boy: Dad, How Was I Born ?

Dad: Well Son, Your Mom And I Got Together At ...Yahoo !!

We Setup A Date Via E-Mail And Met In A Cyber Cafe.
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Your Mom Agreed To Download Data From My Hard Drive.

Just When I Was About To Transfer,

We Realised That None Of Us Had Installed A Firewall,

It Was Too Late To Hit , Delete

Nine Months Later A Pop-Up Window Appeared, Saying You Ve Got A Male !!! ;

                                                                                           -Rohit Sharda

 

 

 

 

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