☐ Beautiful msg written outside a prayer hall:
Extending 1 hand to help somebody has more value than
joining 2 hands for prayer.
☐ A boy was teaching maths to a girl...
He kissed her, again he kissed her n said, this is addition
then the girl kissed him n said, this is subtraction
then they kissed each other n said, this is multiplication
suddenly the girl's dad came beat the boy threw him away n said this is called
DIVISION :P
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☐ 3 words that instantly change ur mo0d
i luv you :*
i hate you :-/
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m0st effective one
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☐ Who Is Stupid?
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're
stupid, stand up!"
After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?"
"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"
☐ Today I sent out a text
saying, "Hey, I lost my phone,
will you call it?" 12 people called
me. I need smarter friends.
☐ A man goes 2 a book store n asks d sales-girl
:"Do u have a Book called 'Husbands,
The Masters Of Wife' ??"
Sales-gIrl replied
:"Sir, COMIC departmnt is on 1st floor !"
:P :D
☐ Boy to girl:
"look into my eyes. Do u see something??"
Gir:
"yeah!! true love.. :) ".
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Boy :
"Aby o juliet ki amma!!
Aankh me kuch chala gaya hai wo nikalo".. :p :D ;)
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