Smart Answers "
1-Principal: Are u chewing gum?
Student: No i m human being...
2-Wife: we are having mother for
dinner tonight?
Husband: Make sure she is well cooked
=P
3-Father:shameful results! Do u always
get such low marks?
Son: No, only when i give exams =D
4-Guest: Will these stairs take me to
the 2nd floor?
Boy: No, u'll have to walk as well ;)
5-Girl: I have changed my mind.
Boy: Thank God! Does the new one work ? :D
Boy: Which Is More
Important To You?
Your Life Or Me?
Girl: Before I Answer That,
Let Me Ask You Something.
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Boy: Sure Honey, What?
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Girl: You Copied This
Question From Facebook ?? :P :D :D
College Life is Like English Movies....
College= Jurassic Park....
Principal= King Kong....
Vice Principle= Hulk....
Lecturers= Aliens....
Class Guys= Planet of Apes....
Class Gals= Charlies Angels....
Syllabus= Deep Blue Sea....
Exam= Mission Impossible....
Invigilator= Terminator....
Result= 201
Mövies Öf COLLEGE Life
(clässes)=Bärdäsht
(Attendäce)=Herä Pheri
(cläss RoOm)=Nö Entry
(Teächer)=jäni dushman
(Exäm)=Evil Deåd
(Exäminer)=Don
(Friend Düring Päper)=Hüm Aäpke Hain Kaün.?
(Vivä)=Encoünter
(Märking)=Andhä Qänoön
(Exäm Time)=Qäyämät
(cheäting)=Läge RähÖ Münnä Bhai
(Qüestion Päper)=Ek Päheli
(Answer Päper)=Körä Käghäz
(Resült)=Sädmä
(Päss)=chämätkär
(Fail)=Devdäs
(Fütüre)=Na tum jano na hum :P :D
If Child Labour Is A Crime
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Then Why Teacher Gives
Homework ?? :-D
Diff b/w comerce & science questions:
comerce:
What is ur name?
...(5 Mrks)
science:
What is ur name & its origin?Give relations & applied aspects along with it's logical significance.Also explain with the help of graph,it's upper & lower limits.
(1+1+1+1+1=5 Marks)...:P:P
wtf : wat the fact...:P
