Googly status

(♥) L O V E starts with..
    one word.
    one joke.
    one txt.
    one fonecalL.
    ... ...one song.
    one hug.
    one kiss.

    and stops in..

    ONE MISTAKE

(♥)  No woman ever falls in love with a man unless she has a better opinion of him than he 
      deserves


(♥) With just a single kiss on the lips, she got pregnant...!
    Who is she???
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    hmm...
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    Guess
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    "BALLOON" ;)aa


(♥)   If people are talking behind your back,

      you must be Happy!

      They are in the right position to kiss your ass ;) :P


(♥)  Why cute people always say dat they are bzy ??? :\
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     I will tell u later...
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     Ryt now em bzy :D ;p


(♥)  Golden rules of lyf

   "Be good enough to 4gve sum1. . . .
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   But dnt be a stupid to trust them again..!!"




(♥)  Dear Heart!

     Please stop getting involved in everything

     Your job is to pump blood

     That's it..! :P




(♥)   Two boys were arguing
     when the teacher entered the room.
     The teacher says, "Why are you
     arguing?"
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     One boy answers, "We found a
     ten... dollar bill and decided to give
      it to whoever tells the biggest lie."

      "You should be ashamed of
     yourselves," said the teacher,

     "When I was your age I didn't
      even know what a lie was."

      The boys gave the ten dollars to
      the teacher.......................
      :P:P:P


(♥)   Saying "soo" when you have nothing to talk about but you don't wanna end the 
     conversation.


(♥)   A Beautiful Girl puts her finger near Hotel MANAGER lips.
      MANAGER KISSES EACH FINGER
      GIRL: Tell your BOSS there is NO TISSUE paper in your TOILET ! :D


(♥)  How Good U R At Chemistry??
Q . Which Weapon Can U Make
     By Combining Potassium Nickel
     And Iron?

     Ans: Knife

     Got Confused?
     Ok
     Just Seee
     Xplnation:
     Chemical Symbol Of
     Potassium = K
     Nikcle = Ni
     And
     Iron = Fe

     So
     There Combination Is
     “K Ni Fe”




‎(♥)  8Yr Old Son:Dad Wt is SEX?
      Dad gets tensed bt Explains Evrythng 2him
      KID: Bt Dad,How do I Write All dt in dis Small Box of School Admission Form





(♥)   Facebook always asks me What`s on your mind?
       and most of the times,
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      I just copy & paste from others mind..




(♥)   Dis wil surely touch every heart some day......
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    "STETHOSCOPE"
    No claps plz!!!
   Thank you.. Thank you...!! ;) :)




(♥)  Hey boys.
     I love the way you make FAKE female profiles
     But
     beware..
     One day your DAD will send you friend request..
     lolz


(♥)  History Always Tells A Story..
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   Thats's Why You Must Always Clear It Before
    Your Dad Uses The Computer. ;)




(♥) Two Things Define Your Success in Life…
    The Way You Manage when You have Nothing.
    And…
    The Way You Behave when You have Everything.




(♥)  Lyf ov a StundeNt::::::::

PC hai .......... NET nhi........
ATM hai.......... PAISE nhi........
CELL hai.......... BALANCE nhi.........
BIKE hai..........PETROL nhi........
XAMZ hai........TENTION nhi........
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PDHNA hai..........lekin MOOD nhi........:o)




(♥)  A guy sitting wit his girlfriend, drinking beer says, "I love u".

    gal says-"is it u or d beer talking?".

    boy replies, "its me, talking 2 my beer, you shut up"




(♥)   Style of break up:
   
Boy bought a gift for his Girlfriend.

GF:Wat the hell wud I do with this rocket?

Boy:U wanted stars na? Now sit on it and GET LOST. . . :-D



(♥)   An intelligent studnt's prayer"

   GOD

   Plz giv me WISDOM to undrstand my sir & PATIENCE to deal with his moods!
   Don't giv me STRENGTH otherwise I'll kil him:-P


(♥)  Mom you know that
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     I love you alotttt
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     But sorry i can't
     accept your friend request
     on facebook :P


(♥)  Boy: I love u !

     Girl: Shut up!

     Boy: I need u !
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     Girl: Shut up!

     Boy: I miss u!

     Girl: Shut up!

     Boy: I want to marry u !

     Girl: Really ?

     Boy: Shut up! =p
     :D :D


(♥)  Wonderful Lines On An Office Wall :

     If You Think Ur Boss Is

     'Stupid'..
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      Remember!!

     U Would Not Have Got The Job If He Was Smarter..!!




‎(♥)  9 Advices To Youth:

1> Never love a girl/boy truly

2> Never lie to parents

3> Never be rude to anyone.

4> Always say sorry to enemies.

5> Always guide a friend.

6> Never bunk college/school.

7> Never roam till mid night

8> Always study well

9> Die immediately
If you follow the above
eight advices . . . =P =D
:P:P




(♥)   All the girls who die for a zero Figure.. Remember

     'Real Men go for Curves ... Only dogs go for Bones' :P




(♥)   SILENCE
      Is the best answer for all the questions.....
      SMILE
      Is the best reaction for all the situations.....
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       Unfortunately...both does not help us in EXAMS, REVIEWS, AND INTERVIEWS....




(♥)  The real value of infinity will be known to us when
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    . we open the 1st page of our text book on the night before our exam & see the no. of 
     pages to be read.. :P :D

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