Short jokes on ex lover
Wife: Look at that man who is drunk a lot..
Husband: Who is he?
Wife: 10 year ago, he was my boy friend and i denied him for marriage.
Husband: Oh my god, he is celebrating till now!!
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Short jokes between God & Human..
Human: What is a century like to you?
God: It is like s second.
Human: What is billion dollars like to you?
God: Like a penny..
Human: Can i have a penny?
God: Sure, just wait for a second..
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Short jokes on plastic surgery..
Patient: What is the cost of plastic surgery?
Doctor: It is near about 10,000$.
Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic?
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Short jokes on businessman..
Man: Do you know how businessman talks in short?
Woman: I don't know..
Man: They say my short life is like math and i am trying to add my
income, subtract from my weight, divide my time and avoid multiplying..
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Short jokes about friend and best friend..
When we are in hospital, our friend asks: How are you dear?
But our best friend asks: Hey buddy, how is the nurse?
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Short jokes about females..
Girl: Do you know why were females created before males?
Boy: Because god needed a rough draft before the final copy!
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Short jokes on the secret of happy marriage..
Son: Dad, What is the secret of happy married life?
Dad replied in short: It is still a secret!!
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Short jokes about confidence & confidential..
Daughter: Mom, what is the difference between confident and confidential
Mom: Well, you are my baby is a thing of confident but who is your dad
is something confidential..
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Short jokes on vampire..
Dad: : what do the kid of vampire says to her mother at night?
Son: Turn off the switch, i am afraid of short light!!
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Short jokes on maths..
Mom: Do you know the full form of math?
Son: Yes, it is mentally affected teacher harassing students!!
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Short jokes on barbers..
Son: Why do barbers become good drivers shortly?
Father replied in short: Because they know all the short cuts..
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Short jokes on lipsticks..
First friend: Dear, i love lipsticks, they are very tasty.
Next Day..
Second friend: You are liar, i bought 10 lipsticks and ate them.!!
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Short jokes on dog's life..
Girl: Why dogs don't marry?
Boy: Simply because they are already having a short life of dog.
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Short jokes on wife fear..
Man: My wife is short temper & she also scare of water.
Friend: how do you know?
Man: Today when i went home, she was in bath tub with the security guard. !!
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Short friend jokes..
Man to his short friend: Do you one thing?
Short man: what?
Man: You are so short that you are the last person to know that its raining..
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'Life is very short and funny jokes make it happy. We must find a reason to smile. Anything which makes us smile from inner heart is really worth for us. Short jokes and funny jokes are really capable of doing it. In short never forget to live and enjoy your present moments with short funny jokes.'
Use symbols for formatiing :
¢ – cent £ – pund
© – copyright ¤ – currcy
® – registered trademark ¥ – yen ™ – tm € – euro sign
° – degree – e.g. 45° § – section
¹ – superscript 1 ² – superscript 2
³ – superscript 3 ¼ – fraction 1/4
½ – fraction 1/2 ¾ – fraction 3/4
¿ – inverted question mark × – multiplication
÷ – division • – bullet = black
◊ – lozenge ℠ – Service Mark
℃ – Celsius ℅ – care of
℉ – Farenheit № – numero symbol – number sign
℗ – Sound Recording Copyright ℞ – Prescription Take pharmaceutical symbol
Ω – Ohm ℧ – Inverted Ohm
☀ – sunshine – sun ☁ – cloudy – dark
☂ – raining – rain – umbrella ☃ – snow –
☄ – shooting star ★ – star solid
☆ – star outline ☇ – lightning
☈ – thunderstorm ☉ – sun
☊ – ascending node ☋ – descending
☌ – conjunction ☍ – opposition
☎ – phone ☏ – phone symbol
☐ – check box ☑ – check mark
☒ – ballot box with X ☓ – St. Andrew’s
☚ – left-pointing index finger ☛ – right-pointing
☜ – left-pointing index finger ☝ – upwards point
☞ – right pointing index finger ☟ – downwardspoint
☠ – skull & crossbones ☡ – caution sign
☢ – radioactive sign ☣ – biohazard sign
☮ – peace sign ☯ – yin & yang
☹ – frowning face ☺ – smiley face
☻ – black smiley face ☽ – waxing crescent
☾ – waning crescent moon ♈ – Aries
♉ – Taurus ♊ – Gemini
♋ – Cancer ♌ – Leo
♍ – Virgo ♎ – Libra
♏ – Scorpio ♐ – Sagitarius
♑ – Capricorn ♒ – Aquarius
♓ – Pisces ♔ – White King
♕ – White Queen ♖ – White Rook
♗ – White Bishop ♘ – White Knight
® – registered trademark ¥ – yen ™ – tm € – euro sign
° – degree – e.g. 45° § – section
¹ – superscript 1 ² – superscript 2
³ – superscript 3 ¼ – fraction 1/4
½ – fraction 1/2 ¾ – fraction 3/4
¿ – inverted question mark × – multiplication
÷ – division • – bullet = black
◊ – lozenge ℠ – Service Mark
℃ – Celsius ℅ – care of
℉ – Farenheit № – numero symbol – number sign
℗ – Sound Recording Copyright ℞ – Prescription Take pharmaceutical symbol
Ω – Ohm ℧ – Inverted Ohm
☀ – sunshine – sun ☁ – cloudy – dark
☂ – raining – rain – umbrella ☃ – snow –
☄ – shooting star ★ – star solid
☆ – star outline ☇ – lightning
☈ – thunderstorm ☉ – sun
☊ – ascending node ☋ – descending
☌ – conjunction ☍ – opposition
☎ – phone ☏ – phone symbol
☐ – check box ☑ – check mark
☒ – ballot box with X ☓ – St. Andrew’s
☚ – left-pointing index finger ☛ – right-pointing
☜ – left-pointing index finger ☝ – upwards point
☞ – right pointing index finger ☟ – downwardspoint
☠ – skull & crossbones ☡ – caution sign
☢ – radioactive sign ☣ – biohazard sign
☮ – peace sign ☯ – yin & yang
☹ – frowning face ☺ – smiley face
☻ – black smiley face ☽ – waxing crescent
☾ – waning crescent moon ♈ – Aries
♉ – Taurus ♊ – Gemini
♋ – Cancer ♌ – Leo
♍ – Virgo ♎ – Libra
♏ – Scorpio ♐ – Sagitarius
♑ – Capricorn ♒ – Aquarius
♓ – Pisces ♔ – White King
♕ – White Queen ♖ – White Rook
♗ – White Bishop ♘ – White Knight
♙ – White Pawn ♚ – Black King
♛ – Black Queen ♜ – Black Rook
♝ – Black Bishop ♞ – Black Knight
♟ – Black Pawn ♠ – black spade suit
♢ – red diamond suit ♣ – black club suit
♤ – red spade suit ♥ – black heart suit
♦ – black diamond suit ♧ – red club suit
♨ – hot springs ♩ – musical quarter
♪ – musical eighth note ♫ – musical single
♬ – musical double bar note ♭ – flat note
♮ – natural note ♯ – sharp note
✁ – cut above ✂ – cut here
✃ – cut below ✄ – scissors
✆ – public pay phone ✇ – film reel – tape
✈ – airport jet airplane ✉ – envelope mail
✌ – victory sign ✍ – signature – sign
✎ – pencil diagonal down ✏ – pencil
✐ – pencil diagonal up ✓ – check mark
✔ – heavy check mark ✕ – multiplication
✖ – heavy multiplication sign X ✗ – ballot X
✘ – heavy ballot X ✝ – Latin Roman
✞ – Latin Cross 3D shadow ✟ – Latin Cross
✠ – Maltese Cross ✡ – Star of David
❛ – quotation mark single turned comma ❜ – quotation mark
❝ – quotation mark double turned comma ❞ – quotation mark
♛ – Black Queen ♜ – Black Rook
♝ – Black Bishop ♞ – Black Knight
♟ – Black Pawn ♠ – black spade suit
♢ – red diamond suit ♣ – black club suit
♤ – red spade suit ♥ – black heart suit
♦ – black diamond suit ♧ – red club suit
♨ – hot springs ♩ – musical quarter
♪ – musical eighth note ♫ – musical single
♬ – musical double bar note ♭ – flat note
♮ – natural note ♯ – sharp note
✁ – cut above ✂ – cut here
✃ – cut below ✄ – scissors
✆ – public pay phone ✇ – film reel – tape
✈ – airport jet airplane ✉ – envelope mail
✌ – victory sign ✍ – signature – sign
✎ – pencil diagonal down ✏ – pencil
✐ – pencil diagonal up ✓ – check mark
✔ – heavy check mark ✕ – multiplication
✖ – heavy multiplication sign X ✗ – ballot X
✘ – heavy ballot X ✝ – Latin Roman
✞ – Latin Cross 3D shadow ✟ – Latin Cross
✠ – Maltese Cross ✡ – Star of David
❛ – quotation mark single turned comma ❜ – quotation mark
❝ – quotation mark double turned comma ❞ – quotation mark
