facebook ; google ; twitter ; youtube - funky status

 ♮  IF SOMEBODY SENDS ME ONE MORE FARM VILLE INVITE THEN I WILL KILL YOUR 
     ANIMALS AND SET FIRE TO YOUR CROPS!!!!!!!!!

-Raj karan

♮  FACEBOOK is the second most popular word that starts with "F" and ends with "K"
-Akbar Cullen


♮  What's better Google or Yahoo ???? Wait I'll google it !!!
-Rohit Sharda


♮  You want a good laugh? go on Google, type "why are me" and stop there... look at the suggestions 
      google gives you    
-James Show


♮  Ashley is thinking that Facebook must be female. Just when you think you've figured her all out, 
      she changes.
-Ashley


♮   If your  relationship status says, "It's complicated" that you should stop kidding yourself and 
      change it to "Single"  

-Sadie Clifford

♮  My Life These Days is Very Simple...Eat, Sleep, Change Facebook Status...Never Better...
-Martin luther


♮  Who else wakes up in the morning and checks their Facebook like its the morning paper?
 -Keppy Halks
 

♮ Your name  thinks of herself in 3rd person since joining Facebook.

-Valerie

♮  I heard they are going to combined You-tube, Facebook & Twitter. Their going to call it "YouTwitFace" ;]

-Peter Russelles

♮ ┣▇f͟͞a͟͞c͟͞e͟͞b͟͞o͟͞o͟͞k͟͞▇▇═─ taking my daily dose of facebook....  
-Timmy Lops
 

♮  Facebook: A place where you discover that people you once respected can't spell.
-Katie


♮  Who else wakes up in the morning and checks their Facebook like its the morning paper? 

-Kevin Winkolvox

♮  Installing facebook status...please wait ██████████████] 99%
-Brian Geeze


♮  Rohit says we could merge My Space, Facebook, You Tube and Twitter and call it: MY FACE YOU TWIT.  
-Rohit Sharda


♮ Remember the time when blackberry and apple were just fruits
-Raj Karan


♮  Rim and 4 others deleted you as a friend.
 -Rim : its folks

♮  I like facebook but hate to face my book

-Pooja Banerjee

♮ Questions facing if facebook is exam ? :)
FACEBOOK PAPER
Q1 . Define Add As Friend ?
Q2 . What Does Status Means ?
Q3 .  What Do U Mean By Poke ?
Q4 . Give Two Reasons For Liking The Girls Comments ?
Q5 . What Is Pic Tag ?
Q6 . What Is Inbox Msg ?
Q7 . Give Details Of Info ?
-Rajan Kohli




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