♦ There are a hundred paths through the
world that are easier than loving.
But who wants easier?
-Mary Oliver
♦ Marriage is a case of "Unite and Conquer "
-Meena Talwar
♦ We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
-Avinash Thakar
♦ Husband sits at his computer screen. Wife stands, holding a pistol with
both hands and aims it at him, saying, "Step away from the screen, and
hold up your end of the conversation."
-Mackley Jack
♦ Man and women sitting in restaurant. Women looking angry and incredulous.
Man is saying, "I never said 'I love you.' I said 'I love ya.' Big difference!"
-Shilesh Chandra
♦ Two women sitting in a restaurant, one is saying to the other: "Sometimes I wonder if it
would've been better having one big marriage instead of a lot of little ones."
-Kelly Shama
♦ Married life teaches one invaluable lesson: to think of things far
enough ahead not to say them.
♦ If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
-Shampy Zophia
♦ A woman, hand on doorknob of her apartment, turns to date and says:
“I had a nice time, Steve. Would you like to come in, settle down, and raise a family?”
-Nikki Fox
Format your status by using these symbols
¢ – cent £ – pund
© – copyright ¤ – currcy
® – registered trademark ¥ – yen ™ – tm € – euro sign
° – degree – e.g. 45° § – section
¹ – superscript 1 ² – superscript 2
³ – superscript 3 ¼ – fraction 1/4
½ – fraction 1/2 ¾ – fraction 3/4
¿ – inverted question mark × – multiplication
÷ – division • – bullet = black
◊ – lozenge ℠ – Service Mark
℃ – Celsius ℅ – care of
℉ – Farenheit № – numero symbol
℗ – Sound Recording Copyright ℞ – Prescription
Ω – Ohm ℧ – Inverted Ohm
☀ – sunshine – sun ☁ – cloudy – dark
☂ – raining – rain – umbrella ☃ – snow –
☄ – shooting star ★ – star solid
☆ – star outline ☇ – lightning
☈ – thunderstorm ☉ – sun
☊ – ascending node ☋ – descending
☌ – conjunction ☍ – opposition
☎ – phone ☏ – phone symbol
☐ – check box ☑ – check mark
☒ – ballot box with X ☓ – St. Andrew’s
☚ – left-pointing index finger ☛ – right-pointing
☜ – left-pointing index finger ☝ – upwards point
☞ – right pointing index finger ☟ – downwardspoint
☠ – skull & crossbones ☡ – caution sign
☢ – radioactive sign ☣ – biohazard sign
☮ – peace sign ☯ – yin & yang
☹ – frowning face ☺ – smiley face
☻ – black smiley face ☽ – waxing crescent
☾ – waning crescent moon ♈ – Aries
♉ – Taurus ♊ – Gemini
♋ – Cancer ♌ – Leo
♍ – Virgo ♎ – Libra
♏ – Scorpio ♐ – Sagitarius
♑ – Capricorn ♒ – Aquarius
♓ – Pisces ♔ – White King
♕ – White Queen ♖ – White Rook
♗ – White Bishop ♘ – White Knight
® – registered trademark ¥ – yen ™ – tm € – euro sign
° – degree – e.g. 45° § – section
¹ – superscript 1 ² – superscript 2
³ – superscript 3 ¼ – fraction 1/4
½ – fraction 1/2 ¾ – fraction 3/4
¿ – inverted question mark × – multiplication
÷ – division • – bullet = black
◊ – lozenge ℠ – Service Mark
℃ – Celsius ℅ – care of
℉ – Farenheit № – numero symbol
℗ – Sound Recording Copyright ℞ – Prescription
Ω – Ohm ℧ – Inverted Ohm
☀ – sunshine – sun ☁ – cloudy – dark
☂ – raining – rain – umbrella ☃ – snow –
☄ – shooting star ★ – star solid
☆ – star outline ☇ – lightning
☈ – thunderstorm ☉ – sun
☊ – ascending node ☋ – descending
☌ – conjunction ☍ – opposition
☎ – phone ☏ – phone symbol
☐ – check box ☑ – check mark
☒ – ballot box with X ☓ – St. Andrew’s
☚ – left-pointing index finger ☛ – right-pointing
☜ – left-pointing index finger ☝ – upwards point
☞ – right pointing index finger ☟ – downwardspoint
☠ – skull & crossbones ☡ – caution sign
☢ – radioactive sign ☣ – biohazard sign
☮ – peace sign ☯ – yin & yang
☹ – frowning face ☺ – smiley face
☻ – black smiley face ☽ – waxing crescent
☾ – waning crescent moon ♈ – Aries
♉ – Taurus ♊ – Gemini
♋ – Cancer ♌ – Leo
♍ – Virgo ♎ – Libra
♏ – Scorpio ♐ – Sagitarius
♑ – Capricorn ♒ – Aquarius
♓ – Pisces ♔ – White King
♕ – White Queen ♖ – White Rook
♗ – White Bishop ♘ – White Knight
♙ – White Pawn ♚ – Black King
♛ – Black Queen ♜ – Black Rook
♝ – Black Bishop ♞ – Black Knight
♟ – Black Pawn ♠ – black spade suit
♢ – red diamond suit ♣ – black club suit
♤ – red spade suit ♥ – black heart suit
♦ – black diamond suit ♧ – red club suit
♨ – hot springs ♩ – musical quarter
♪ – musical eighth note ♫ – musical single
♬ – musical double bar note ♭ – flat note
♮ – natural note ♯ – sharp note
✁ – cut above ✂ – cut here
✃ – cut below ✄ – scissors
✆ – public pay phone ✇ – film reel – tape
✈ – airport jet airplane ✉ – envelope mail
✌ – victory sign ✍ – signature – sign
✎ – pencil diagonal down ✏ – pencil
✐ – pencil diagonal up ✓ – check mark
✔ – heavy check mark ✕ – multiplication
✖ – heavy multiplication sign X ✗ – ballot X
✘ – heavy ballot X ✝ – Latin Roman
✞ – Latin Cross 3D shadow ✟ – Latin Cross
✠ – Maltese Cross ✡ – Star of David
❛ – quotation mark single turned comma ❜ – quotation mark
❝ – quotation mark double turned comma ❞ – quotation mark
♛ – Black Queen ♜ – Black Rook
♝ – Black Bishop ♞ – Black Knight
♟ – Black Pawn ♠ – black spade suit
♢ – red diamond suit ♣ – black club suit
♤ – red spade suit ♥ – black heart suit
♦ – black diamond suit ♧ – red club suit
♨ – hot springs ♩ – musical quarter
♪ – musical eighth note ♫ – musical single
♬ – musical double bar note ♭ – flat note
♮ – natural note ♯ – sharp note
✁ – cut above ✂ – cut here
✃ – cut below ✄ – scissors
✆ – public pay phone ✇ – film reel – tape
✈ – airport jet airplane ✉ – envelope mail
✌ – victory sign ✍ – signature – sign
✎ – pencil diagonal down ✏ – pencil
✐ – pencil diagonal up ✓ – check mark
✔ – heavy check mark ✕ – multiplication
✖ – heavy multiplication sign X ✗ – ballot X
✘ – heavy ballot X ✝ – Latin Roman
✞ – Latin Cross 3D shadow ✟ – Latin Cross
✠ – Maltese Cross ✡ – Star of David
❛ – quotation mark single turned comma ❜ – quotation mark
❝ – quotation mark double turned comma ❞ – quotation mark
