★ Sir To Student: If u tell me where is ALLAH i'll give u 100rupes !!
Student to Sir :if u tell me where is not ALLAH i'll give you 1million rupes!!
-Yogesh Kumar
★ Father: What did you learn at school.?
Kid: Give and take.
Father: Good.
Kid: Yes;
I gave John punch and took his
lunch..:P.:D
-Ashwani Sharma
★ Teacher: Write An Essay On
'If I Am A Millionaire'
All Students Started Writing Except One Boy
Teacher- Why Don't You Start Writing?
Boy- I Am Waiting For My Secretary! :P :D
- Ramanpreet Singh
★ What's the difference between Obama & Osama?
.
.
.
.
.One has no birth certificate & the other has no death certificate! :D
.One has no birth certificate & the other has no death certificate! :D
- Satvir Singh
★ 1 Stone Is Enough 2
Break A Glass
1 Sentence Is Enough 2
Break A Heart
1 Second Is Enough 2
...Fall in Love
But
Why D Hell
1 Lesson Is'nt Enough 2
Pass In Exam :P
- Divyanshu Joshi
★ Universal truth...
on ur bed in de mng wen u close ur eyes at 6.30 am for 5 minz itsz 7.45 am
but in class on 1.30 pm u close ur eyesz for 5 minz
then after itsz also 1.30pm/.....:P
-Shekhi Sharma
★ What is the longest word in the English language?
SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"
-Deepak Dhawan
★ A: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
B: Yes I am, I married the wrong woman
-Nikita Sharma
★ Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map.
Maria: This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: Maria did.
-Rohit Bazral
★ Physics Teacher: "Isaac Newton was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head
and he discovered gravity. Isn't that wonderful?"
Student: "Yes sir, if he had been sitting in class looking at books like us,
he wouldn't have discovered anything."
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¹ – superscript 1 ² – superscript 2
³ – superscript 3 ¼ – fraction 1/4
½ – fraction 1/2 ¾ – fraction 3/4
¿ – inverted question mark × – multiplication
÷ – division • – bullet = black
◊ – lozenge ℠ – Service Mark
℃ – Celsius ℅ – care of
℉ – Farenheit № – numero symbol
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Ω – Ohm ℧ – Inverted Ohm
☀ – sunshine – sun ☁ – cloudy – dark
☂ – raining – rain – umbrella ☃ – snow –
☄ – shooting star ★ – star solid
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☊ – ascending node ☋ – descending
☌ – conjunction ☍ – opposition
☎ – phone ☏ – phone symbol
☐ – check box ☑ – check mark
☒ – ballot box with X ☓ – St. Andrew’s
☚ – left-pointing index finger ☛ – right-pointing
☜ – left-pointing index finger ☝ – upwards point
☞ – right pointing index finger ☟ – downwardspoint
☠ – skull & crossbones ☡ – caution sign
☢ – radioactive sign ☣ – biohazard sign
☮ – peace sign ☯ – yin & yang
☹ – frowning face ☺ – smiley face
☻ – black smiley face ☽ – waxing crescent
☾ – waning crescent moon ♈ – Aries
♉ – Taurus ♊ – Gemini
♋ – Cancer ♌ – Leo
♍ – Virgo ♎ – Libra
♏ – Scorpio ♐ – Sagitarius
♑ – Capricorn ♒ – Aquarius
♓ – Pisces ♔ – White King
♕ – White Queen ♖ – White Rook
♗ – White Bishop ♘ – White Knight
® – registered trademark ¥ – yen ™ – tm € – euro sign
° – degree – e.g. 45° § – section
¹ – superscript 1 ² – superscript 2
³ – superscript 3 ¼ – fraction 1/4
½ – fraction 1/2 ¾ – fraction 3/4
¿ – inverted question mark × – multiplication
÷ – division • – bullet = black
◊ – lozenge ℠ – Service Mark
℃ – Celsius ℅ – care of
℉ – Farenheit № – numero symbol
℗ – Sound Recording Copyright ℞ – Prescription
Ω – Ohm ℧ – Inverted Ohm
☀ – sunshine – sun ☁ – cloudy – dark
☂ – raining – rain – umbrella ☃ – snow –
☄ – shooting star ★ – star solid
☆ – star outline ☇ – lightning
☈ – thunderstorm ☉ – sun
☊ – ascending node ☋ – descending
☌ – conjunction ☍ – opposition
☎ – phone ☏ – phone symbol
☐ – check box ☑ – check mark
☒ – ballot box with X ☓ – St. Andrew’s
☚ – left-pointing index finger ☛ – right-pointing
☜ – left-pointing index finger ☝ – upwards point
☞ – right pointing index finger ☟ – downwardspoint
☠ – skull & crossbones ☡ – caution sign
☢ – radioactive sign ☣ – biohazard sign
☮ – peace sign ☯ – yin & yang
☹ – frowning face ☺ – smiley face
☻ – black smiley face ☽ – waxing crescent
☾ – waning crescent moon ♈ – Aries
♉ – Taurus ♊ – Gemini
♋ – Cancer ♌ – Leo
♍ – Virgo ♎ – Libra
♏ – Scorpio ♐ – Sagitarius
♑ – Capricorn ♒ – Aquarius
♓ – Pisces ♔ – White King
♕ – White Queen ♖ – White Rook
♗ – White Bishop ♘ – White Knight
♙ – White Pawn ♚ – Black King
♛ – Black Queen ♜ – Black Rook
♝ – Black Bishop ♞ – Black Knight
♟ – Black Pawn ♠ – black spade suit
♢ – red diamond suit ♣ – black club suit
♤ – red spade suit ♥ – black heart suit
♦ – black diamond suit ♧ – red club suit
♨ – hot springs ♩ – musical quarter
♪ – musical eighth note ♫ – musical single
♬ – musical double bar note ♭ – flat note
♮ – natural note ♯ – sharp note
✁ – cut above ✂ – cut here
✃ – cut below ✄ – scissors
✆ – public pay phone ✇ – film reel – tape
✈ – airport jet airplane ✉ – envelope mail
✌ – victory sign ✍ – signature – sign
✎ – pencil diagonal down ✏ – pencil
✐ – pencil diagonal up ✓ – check mark
✔ – heavy check mark ✕ – multiplication
✖ – heavy multiplication sign X ✗ – ballot X
✘ – heavy ballot X ✝ – Latin Roman
✞ – Latin Cross 3D shadow ✟ – Latin Cross
✠ – Maltese Cross ✡ – Star of David
❛ – quotation mark single turned comma ❜ – quotation mark
❝ – quotation mark double turned comma ❞ – quotation mark
♛ – Black Queen ♜ – Black Rook
♝ – Black Bishop ♞ – Black Knight
♟ – Black Pawn ♠ – black spade suit
♢ – red diamond suit ♣ – black club suit
♤ – red spade suit ♥ – black heart suit
♦ – black diamond suit ♧ – red club suit
♨ – hot springs ♩ – musical quarter
♪ – musical eighth note ♫ – musical single
♬ – musical double bar note ♭ – flat note
♮ – natural note ♯ – sharp note
✁ – cut above ✂ – cut here
✃ – cut below ✄ – scissors
✆ – public pay phone ✇ – film reel – tape
✈ – airport jet airplane ✉ – envelope mail
✌ – victory sign ✍ – signature – sign
✎ – pencil diagonal down ✏ – pencil
✐ – pencil diagonal up ✓ – check mark
✔ – heavy check mark ✕ – multiplication
✖ – heavy multiplication sign X ✗ – ballot X
✘ – heavy ballot X ✝ – Latin Roman
✞ – Latin Cross 3D shadow ✟ – Latin Cross
✠ – Maltese Cross ✡ – Star of David
❛ – quotation mark single turned comma ❜ – quotation mark
❝ – quotation mark double turned comma ❞ – quotation mark
