Attitude short and clear status : Clever status

✁ ♠ ♥ ♣ ♦ Can you do me a favor? Take a picture of yourself, and send it to me. I am playing cards 
     and seem to be missing the Joker. ♦ ♣ ♥ ♠

 -Maria 

✁ An evil device invented by Satan to disrupt the peaceful sleep of otherwise happy folks at a 
     predetermined hour. 

-Vikisha Seth

✁ Your name knows Karate, Kung Fu, and 47 other dangerous words...
-Rohit Sharda




✁ I didn't fall, I attacked the floor.

-Gayatri 

✁ I’m afraid of three things: Women, snakes, and the police. They all have the ability to hurt me and 
     make it look like it was my fault.
-Billy Wox




✁ Before you use the bathroom in someones house make sure you check they have toilet paper!!    
-Anthony Kops




✁ Lynne says "pardon me, but your status is showing"
-Laynne




✁ '' Intelligent girls are found in every CORNER of earth. But unfortunately earth is ROUND''. . .!
-Peter Russeles




✁ I believe in love at first sight because i am loving my mom since i opened my eyes......
-Abhisek Kapoor


✁ Dakota says, "before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes, so when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes." 
-Dakota

  
✁ Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That's why we call it 'The Present'
-Akash 


✁ Dear Week, You are not attractive and I am leaving you for Weekend.. I'd say it wasn't you, and that it was me.. But yeah, it was you..
-Molani Thakur


✁ My mom thinks LOL stands for ""lots of love" and texted me "Your Grandma just died. LOL."
-Kevin Apob




✁ Cutler used to have a handle on life… but, it broke
-Cutler
 

✁ I did not slap you... I simply high-fived your face. :)  

-Bruno

✁ If you notice this notice, you'll notice that this notice isnt even worth noticing.
-Amy zed
  

✁ Unfortunetley for me, mirrors dont talk. Lucky for you, they dont laugh either.  
-Emma

  
✁ We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. 
-Kim



 

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