- Groucho Marx
Love conquers all things except poverty and a toothache.
- Mae West
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
- George Burns
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
- Bob Hope
The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.
- Winston Churchill
A fool and his money are soon elected.
- Will Rogers
Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
- Will Rogers
Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.
- Mark Twain
One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.
- Robert A. Heinlein
Puritanism. The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
- H. L. Mencken
It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand.
- Mark Twain
A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.
- Will Rogers
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
- George Carlin
Use symbols for formatiing :
¢ – cent £ – pund
© – copyright ¤ – currcy
® – registered trademark ¥ – yen ™ – tm € – euro sign
° – degree – e.g. 45° § – section
¹ – superscript 1 ² – superscript 2
³ – superscript 3 ¼ – fraction 1/4
½ – fraction 1/2 ¾ – fraction 3/4
¿ – inverted question mark × – multiplication
÷ – division • – bullet = black
◊ – lozenge ℠ – Service Mark
℃ – Celsius ℅ – care of
℉ – Farenheit № – numero symbol – number sign
℗ – Sound Recording Copyright ℞ – Prescription Take pharmaceutical symbol
Ω – Ohm ℧ – Inverted Ohm
☀ – sunshine – sun ☁ – cloudy – dark
☂ – raining – rain – umbrella ☃ – snow –
☄ – shooting star ★ – star solid
☆ – star outline ☇ – lightning
☈ – thunderstorm ☉ – sun
☊ – ascending node ☋ – descending
☌ – conjunction ☍ – opposition
☎ – phone ☏ – phone symbol
☐ – check box ☑ – check mark
☒ – ballot box with X ☓ – St. Andrew’s
☚ – left-pointing index finger ☛ – right-pointing
☜ – left-pointing index finger ☝ – upwards point
☞ – right pointing index finger ☟ – downwardspoint
☠ – skull & crossbones ☡ – caution sign
☢ – radioactive sign ☣ – biohazard sign
☮ – peace sign ☯ – yin & yang
☹ – frowning face ☺ – smiley face
☻ – black smiley face ☽ – waxing crescent
☾ – waning crescent moon ♈ – Aries
♉ – Taurus ♊ – Gemini
♋ – Cancer ♌ – Leo
♍ – Virgo ♎ – Libra
♏ – Scorpio ♐ – Sagitarius
♑ – Capricorn ♒ – Aquarius
♓ – Pisces ♔ – White King
♕ – White Queen ♖ – White Rook
♗ – White Bishop ♘ – White Knight
® – registered trademark ¥ – yen ™ – tm € – euro sign
° – degree – e.g. 45° § – section
¹ – superscript 1 ² – superscript 2
³ – superscript 3 ¼ – fraction 1/4
½ – fraction 1/2 ¾ – fraction 3/4
¿ – inverted question mark × – multiplication
÷ – division • – bullet = black
◊ – lozenge ℠ – Service Mark
℃ – Celsius ℅ – care of
℉ – Farenheit № – numero symbol – number sign
℗ – Sound Recording Copyright ℞ – Prescription Take pharmaceutical symbol
Ω – Ohm ℧ – Inverted Ohm
☀ – sunshine – sun ☁ – cloudy – dark
☂ – raining – rain – umbrella ☃ – snow –
☄ – shooting star ★ – star solid
☆ – star outline ☇ – lightning
☈ – thunderstorm ☉ – sun
☊ – ascending node ☋ – descending
☌ – conjunction ☍ – opposition
☎ – phone ☏ – phone symbol
☐ – check box ☑ – check mark
☒ – ballot box with X ☓ – St. Andrew’s
☚ – left-pointing index finger ☛ – right-pointing
☜ – left-pointing index finger ☝ – upwards point
☞ – right pointing index finger ☟ – downwardspoint
☠ – skull & crossbones ☡ – caution sign
☢ – radioactive sign ☣ – biohazard sign
☮ – peace sign ☯ – yin & yang
☹ – frowning face ☺ – smiley face
☻ – black smiley face ☽ – waxing crescent
☾ – waning crescent moon ♈ – Aries
♉ – Taurus ♊ – Gemini
♋ – Cancer ♌ – Leo
♍ – Virgo ♎ – Libra
♏ – Scorpio ♐ – Sagitarius
♑ – Capricorn ♒ – Aquarius
♓ – Pisces ♔ – White King
♕ – White Queen ♖ – White Rook
♗ – White Bishop ♘ – White Knight
♙ – White Pawn ♚ – Black King
♛ – Black Queen ♜ – Black Rook
♝ – Black Bishop ♞ – Black Knight
♟ – Black Pawn ♠ – black spade suit
♢ – red diamond suit ♣ – black club suit
♤ – red spade suit ♥ – black heart suit
♦ – black diamond suit ♧ – red club suit
♨ – hot springs ♩ – musical quarter
♪ – musical eighth note ♫ – musical single
♬ – musical double bar note ♭ – flat note
♮ – natural note ♯ – sharp note
✁ – cut above ✂ – cut here
✃ – cut below ✄ – scissors
✆ – public pay phone ✇ – film reel – tape
✈ – airport jet airplane ✉ – envelope mail
✌ – victory sign ✍ – signature – sign
✎ – pencil diagonal down ✏ – pencil
✐ – pencil diagonal up ✓ – check mark
✔ – heavy check mark ✕ – multiplication
✖ – heavy multiplication sign X ✗ – ballot X
✘ – heavy ballot X ✝ – Latin Roman
✞ – Latin Cross 3D shadow ✟ – Latin Cross
✠ – Maltese Cross ✡ – Star of David
❛ – quotation mark single turned comma ❜ – quotation mark
❝ – quotation mark double turned comma ❞ – quotation mark
♛ – Black Queen ♜ – Black Rook
♝ – Black Bishop ♞ – Black Knight
♟ – Black Pawn ♠ – black spade suit
♢ – red diamond suit ♣ – black club suit
♤ – red spade suit ♥ – black heart suit
♦ – black diamond suit ♧ – red club suit
♨ – hot springs ♩ – musical quarter
♪ – musical eighth note ♫ – musical single
♬ – musical double bar note ♭ – flat note
♮ – natural note ♯ – sharp note
✁ – cut above ✂ – cut here
✃ – cut below ✄ – scissors
✆ – public pay phone ✇ – film reel – tape
✈ – airport jet airplane ✉ – envelope mail
✌ – victory sign ✍ – signature – sign
✎ – pencil diagonal down ✏ – pencil
✐ – pencil diagonal up ✓ – check mark
✔ – heavy check mark ✕ – multiplication
✖ – heavy multiplication sign X ✗ – ballot X
✘ – heavy ballot X ✝ – Latin Roman
✞ – Latin Cross 3D shadow ✟ – Latin Cross
✠ – Maltese Cross ✡ – Star of David
❛ – quotation mark single turned comma ❜ – quotation mark
❝ – quotation mark double turned comma ❞ – quotation mark
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