Rajnikanth Special

℞.  Rajnikant was swimming in ocean ,he felt thirsty n jst drunk a sip of water ...Now d ocean is called:???????
?
sahara...:P:.....:D.



℞.  Once Rajnikanth donated blood to a malnutrition boy .....
after 20 yrs he is now known as...
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?
THE GREAT KHALI!!!!!!



℞.  Rajni went for a morning walk and got arrested
why?
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Coz he reached US without visa....!!


℞.  Rajnikanth was shot today..Tomorrow is the bullet’s funeral..:-)



℞.  Rajinikanth doesn’t breathe. Air hides in his lungs for protection...;).


℞.  Secret to Rajnikanth's strong teeth.... He used tooth powder which today is known as Ambuja cement!!


℞.  Rajinikanth once warned a young girl to be good “or else”.
The result?
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Mother Teresa!!!!


℞.  Who do you think taught Voldemort Parseltongue?  ... Rajinikanth did.

℞.  Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in the chin......

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Its descendants are today called giraffes!!!!!

℞.  No more tsunamis will occur because..

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rajnikanth stopped washing his clothes in the ocean....;)

Symbol=℞(Rajnikanth symbol,his trade mark)

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