♕ Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.
-James Quack
♕ A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
-Vinky Jobs
♕ The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
-Anil Sinha
♕ Falling in love is when she falls asleep in your arms and wakes up in your dreams.
-Shehnaaz Khan
♕ Don’t marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you can’t live without.
-Ashwani Sharda
♕ It doesn’t matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
-Albert Wox
♕ Newlyweds become oldyweds, and oldyweds are the reasons that families work.
-Kevin Gops
♕ Chains do not hold a marriage together. It is threads, hundreds of tiny threads which sew people together through the years
-Shohaib Khan
♕ Success in marriage does not come merely through finding the right mate, but through being the right mate.
-Peter Russels
♕ A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time.
-Helmy Chinoy
♕ Never get married in the morning, because you never know who you'll meet that night.
-George Rits
♕ Never get married in college; it's hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you've already made one mistake.
-Jack Show
♕ No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married.
-Maria Fox
♕ Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married?
-Foxren Gobbs
♕ Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it.
-Sheizath Gomes
♕ Men should keep their eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards.
-Anil Verma
♕ No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he was single.
-Kelly Roy
♕ Marriage is a bribe to make the housekeeper think she's a householder.
-Sheemo Kops
♕ When a man opens the car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.
♕ The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him
-Picosh Fatim
♕ The Wedding March always reminds me of the music played when soldiers go into battle.
-Zara Jims
♕ If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry
-Jeen Hoy
♕ Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock
-Dev Joshi
♕ Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, and then you wake up.
-Udita Kashyap
♕ If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books
-Leena Hooks
♕ I never even believed in divorce until after I got married.
-Pallet Homes
♕ It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.
-Thomas Ritches
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✆ – public pay phone ✇ – film reel – tape
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