Funny-justin,lady gaga and rajnikanth together

• thinks if Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga had a kid... it would look like Chucky.

• Dead sea died because Rajnikanth killed it.

• I`m a comedian and poet, so anything that doesn`t get a laugh. is a poem. 

• 95% percent of girls would cry if Edward Cullen jumped off a cliff but 5% percent of girls would a get a lawn chair and popcorn yelling “Jump! You sparkling vampire!

• I`m not addicted to alcohol. I`m just in an abusive relationship with it.

 

 

• If i go wrong, i need ur hand to correct me..

        If i win, i need ur hand to wish me..

        If i lost,i need ur hand to guide me..

        So 

        ...plz wash ur hands properly :D ;) :p

 

• 4 students

        1 4rm Harvard

        1 4rm Oxford

        1 4rm Texas

        sardar g 4rm Punjab Unversity 

        ...1 common question wat is da fastest thing in world ?

        oxford:Light

        Harvard: thought

        Texas: blink of eyes

        sardar loose motions becoz last night i was on my bed n

        b4 i could blink, think or turn on d light 

        it was all over...:)

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