¤ Story Of Newton's Law:
A Cow Was Walking
Newton Stopped It.
It Stopped
......He Found His 1st Law
"AN OBJECT CONTINUES TO MOVE
UNLESS IT'S STOPPED"
He Gave A FORCE By Kicking
d Cow,
It Gave A Sound 'MA'
He Formulated d 2nd Law
"F = MA"
After Sometimes d Cow Gave
A Kick To Newton
Then He Formulated d 3rd law
"EVERY ACTION HAS AN
EQUAL & OPPOSITE REACTION" =P
¤ A small girl looks at her brother's girlfriend and asks innocently,
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"Everyday u come to meet my brother, Don't u have your own brother?" :D
¤ Once Mr. Bean was listening radio n suddenly radio was damaged, he opend it & finds a dead frog inside....
Mr. Bean: oh god! Singer is dead.:D:D
-Gunjan Dureja
¤ A kanjus Boy fell in LOVE with kanjus Girl.
Girl:Jab Dad so jayenge to me gali me SIKKA fekungi,
awaz sunkar tum turant under aa jana.
......... But Boy sikka fekne ke 1 ghante baad aaya.
Girl: Itni der kyo laga di.?
Boy: wo mai sikka DHUND raha tha.
Girl-pagal wo to "DHAGA BAANDH" Ke feka tha wapas khich liya... :P
-Rohit Rao
¤ 7 Qualities of gr8 student..
1-CONSISTENCY: 1nce a zero,alwz a zero..
2-VOICE MODULATION: attendance in 5 different voices..
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3-PRESENTATION SKILL: presntng 1 ans in 5 different ways for 5 diff ques..
4-ART: designing clasrum desk..
5-STAMINA : toleratng lectures for 1 hr..
6-PERIPHERAL VISION: stealing ans 4rm surrounding in xam hall..
7-HUMANITY: scoring less n givng odrs a chance 2 top..
:) ;p
¤ To all the prsns who EXERCISE....and ofcrs who dsnt-
1. if walking iss goood 4 health, the postman would be IMMORTAL!!!
2. A whale swims all day, only eat fish, drink water and iss FAT...
3. a rabbit runs and hop and only lives 15 yrs...
4. a turtle dsnt run,does nothing...YET LIVES FOR 450 YRS...
TO HELL WITH EXERCISE!!! SLEEP WELL EAT WELL!!!:
¤ A Husband
Story
6 year ago when i used to return
home, my new Dog welcomed me by
barking and new wife by kissing...
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Now they have exchanged their
roles....! :D :D
¤Karan johar bar me VODKA peene aya..
9 bottle pine k baad
Waiter:Aap ko chadti Q nahi?
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Karan Johar:main Mard hoon!!
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Waiter:Chad gayi Sale Ko...! ;-)
¤ What does
"Nine Pipe Pour Pour Pipe Pour Pipe Pour Pour Pipe"
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Not a Tongue Twister :-) :-)
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Lallu Prasad Giving his mobile number
"9544545445"
"Keep smiling, It increases your face value"
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♬ – musical double bar note ♭ – flat note
♮ – natural note ♯ – sharp note
✁ – cut above ✂ – cut here
✃ – cut below ✄ – scissors
✆ – public pay phone ✇ – film reel – tape
✈ – airport jet airplane ✉ – envelope mail
✌ – victory sign ✍ – signature – sign
✎ – pencil diagonal down ✏ – pencil
✐ – pencil diagonal up ✓ – check mark
✔ – heavy check mark ✕ – multiplication
✖ – heavy multiplication sign X ✗ – ballot X
✘ – heavy ballot X ✝ – Latin Roman
✞ – Latin Cross 3D shadow ✟ – Latin Cross
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