• Romantic status

    Romatic status...missing ,midnight,lovely , so much sugar sour sweetest status

  • Funny status

    Lmfao "Laughing my 'effing' ass off" status which will pomp up your mood

  • Cool status

    Cool your mind by share clever with your fellows ......... ...

  • Friendship

    We make friends ,we chat friends ,friends are friends they are not friends its them to whom you are sharing your life

  • Shayari idaab

    Wo wish hi kya jo aasan ho jise paane mein na ho thodi ladai mila to kucch hai paaya varna zindagi humne yuhin bita li.adaab arze...funny,sensational,mtivational... ...

Funny Facebook Status :KEEP SMILING

¤  Story Of Newton's Law:

    A Cow Was Walking
    Newton Stopped It.
    It Stopped
   ......He Found His 1st Law
   "AN OBJECT CONTINUES TO MOVE
    UNLESS IT'S STOPPED"
 
    He Gave A FORCE By Kicking
    d Cow,
    It Gave A Sound 'MA'
    He Formulated d 2nd Law
   "F = MA"

  After Sometimes d Cow Gave
  A Kick To Newton
  Then He Formulated d 3rd law
  "EVERY ACTION HAS AN
  EQUAL & OPPOSITE REACTION" =P
  -Raj Karan
 
 
 
¤   A small girl looks at her brother's girlfriend and asks innocently,
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    "Everyday u come to meet my brother, Don't u have your own brother?" :D

 -Rohit Sharda
 
 
 
¤   Once Mr. Bean was listening radio n suddenly radio was damaged, he opend it & finds  a      dead frog inside....
     Mr. Bean: oh god! Singer is dead.:D:D
    -Gunjan Dureja
 
 
 
¤   A kanjus Boy fell in LOVE with kanjus Girl.

    Girl:Jab Dad so jayenge to me gali me SIKKA fekungi,
    awaz sunkar tum turant under aa jana.

    ......... But Boy sikka fekne ke 1 ghante baad aaya.

    Girl: Itni der kyo laga di.?
  
   Boy: wo mai sikka DHUND raha tha.

   Girl-pagal wo to "DHAGA BAANDH" Ke feka tha wapas khich liya... :P
 -Rohit Rao
 
 
 
¤   7 Qualities of gr8 student..

    1-CONSISTENCY: 1nce a zero,alwz a zero..

    2-VOICE MODULATION: attendance in 5 different voices..
    ...
    3-PRESENTATION SKILL: presntng 1 ans in 5 different ways for 5 diff ques..

    4-ART: designing clasrum desk..

    5-STAMINA : toleratng lectures for 1 hr..

    6-PERIPHERAL VISION: stealing ans 4rm surrounding in xam hall..

  7-HUMANITY: scoring less n givng odrs a chance 2 top..

  :) ;p
  -Ashwani Sharma
 
 
 
¤   To all the prsns who EXERCISE....and ofcrs who dsnt-

    1. if walking iss goood 4 health, the postman would be IMMORTAL!!!
    2. A whale swims all day, only eat fish, drink water and iss FAT...
    3. a rabbit runs and hop and only lives 15 yrs...
    4. a turtle dsnt run,does nothing...YET LIVES FOR 450 YRS...

  TO HELL WITH EXERCISE!!! SLEEP WELL EAT WELL!!!:
  -Satvir Singh
 
 
 
¤    A Husband
     Story
     6 year ago when i used to return
     home, my new Dog welcomed me by
     barking and new wife by kissing...
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    Now they have exchanged their
    roles....! :D :D
 
  -Rohit Bazral
 
 
 
¤Karan johar bar me VODKA peene aya..

  9 bottle pine k baad
 
  Waiter:Aap ko chadti Q nahi?
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  Karan Johar:main Mard hoon!!
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  Waiter:Chad gayi Sale Ko...! ;-)
 -Sahil Dadwal
 
 
 
¤ What does

  "Nine Pipe Pour Pour Pipe Pour Pipe Pour Pour Pipe"

  Means????
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  Not a Tongue Twister :-) :-)

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  Didn't get it?????

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  Lallu Prasad Giving his mobile number

  "9544545445"

  "Keep smiling, It increases your face value"
  -Rohit Sharda
 
 
 
   
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